You’ve been through the hell that is a breakup and if that wasn’t enough, you’ve just found out that your ex is dating someone new. You can’t help but just KNOW that he’s changed and this time it’s for reals. He seems so much happier in this new relationship with this new girl that’s everything you’re not. He seems to have become everything that you ever wished he could have been when you were together. He seems more mature, happier… WTF?!
He’s upgraded overnight while you haven’t shaved in 13 days, don’t want to leave the house and only want to Facebook and Insta-stalk the crap out of both of them. You think to yourself: